Every now and then we all end up harpooning a dolphin.
I don't know why people keep saying these things are so intelligent. If they were so smart then why do they constantly seem to leap out of the water right as a harpoon is flying towards the Whale behind them? In fact if they had any intelligence they'd attack and eat the Whales instead of just merrily swimming next to them.
So once you have the dolphin on the end of the harpoon you naturally have to haul it in and use your boot to wrench the harpoon out of its skull. What do you do then? Throw it back in to the ocean?
They don't sell for much at market so you're not going to waste space in your freezer.
Their skin is too rubbery for handbags or furniture so you're not going to skin it.
What else is there to do but eat it?
I generally like to roast them or put them in a stew. The stew is better because the meat is a little stringy and may need to simmer a while so that it can become a bit more tender.
A lot of crews won't settle for dolphin when there's Whale available so don't try to feed dolphin to your men. There's been more than one mutiny over men being fed on dolphin while the captain eats Whale. Don't repeat that mistake.
What do you do with dolphins? Let me know in the comments.
You're a disgusting, pothetic and evil human being. I wish you didn't exist but many sick bustards with severe complexes like you are walking around. Whales are endangered species, idiot, and are far better for the planet than you! Dolphins are the smartest mammal in the ocean and have been documented to save human lives, you sick SOB!
ReplyDeleteI wish you a similar fate like the one you wish to them !