Do you have any brain dead friends or relatives who have a so called Whale Song CD? It's compilations of painfully annoying Whale noises set to pan pipes or acoustic guitar or some other gag reflex inducing instruments.
It's just as repugnant as if someone had a CD of Adolf Hitler making speeches, with a soothing flute melody in the background.
When Whales make noises like the ones you hear on those CDs, it usually means that they're preparing to wreak some kind of evil. Whales think of nothing else but how to make the lives of human beings more miserable.
In the past my crew and I tried to use the Whale chatter to better pinpoint where the Whales were hiding. However the devious Whales have chosen a bellowing pitch that is impossible to triangulate as it echos off other objects in the ocean.
Since I'm unable to use the Whale Song to help me kill them, I can at least start to make my own mood music to Whale sounds. Here is a list of the albums I'm currently working on.
* Reflections - Sounds of Whales thrashing and screaming in the ocean with a harpoon sticking out of their stomach set to classical piano.
* Peace Time - The graceful melody of the Whale meat mincer accompanied by Aeolian Harp.
* Energization - Screeching electric guitar riffs set to the beat of both diesel and electric harpoon launchers firing at full power!!
- Romantic Encounters - Slow and sensual saxophone joined with the alluring hum of the Whale carcas converyer belt and gutting machine.
Look for them in your favorite record stores soon.
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