I hate Whales and I'm going to make you hate them too. I'm going to be working all night and day to bring you information and news that will make you want to tear a whale apart with your bare hands and feet then barbeque it.
The first thing you should know is that Whales are absolutely delicious. There is no meat, vegetable, liquid, gas or plasma that tastes and wonderful as Whales. And the best part is that the more whales you eat, the tastier they become!
The second is that Whales are pure evil. The government and the media like to hush this up but Whales are responsible for most of the disease, crime and wars in the world. Instead of pouring billions of dollars into famine relief, law enforcement and medical research we could solve all of humanity's problems just by murdering all the whales...and eating them.
I give a commitment to all my readers that I will be post something new on this blog every single day. If a day is missed then you'll know the Whales, or their human familiars from such organizations as Greenpeace have found me and have had me killed.
If anyone has any more information about the Whale conspiracy then please post a comment and after verifying that you're not a Whale mole I'll broadcast your information to the entire world so that they can learn the truth.
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