Global Warming and Whales

Everyone's barking about Global Warming these days. Personally I think it's complete crap.

Why is everyone so desperate to reduce Carbon Dioxide emissions when the problem of rising sea levels can be solved by killing whales and removing them from the ocean.

It's all about Archimedes Principle (known as the bathtub principle) . Whales are such big fat useless overweight slobs that they displace large volumes of sea water.

Therefore if we remove the Whales from the ocean then sea levels will fall.

I estimate that if we could just make one or two species of Whale extinct by 2020 through killing then eating those Whales, that sea levels will fall by up to 3 milli meters globally, hence saving roughly 850 million human lives.

Yes friends! We can go on using oil for cars, burning coal for power, lighting candles on birthday cakes, and blowing up petrol stations all with a completely clear conscience if only we would focus on the real enemy. Those despicable Whales.