You may be aware that the 35th Annual Conference of the International Whaling Commission (IWC) recently adjourned. The Whale friendly (i.e. Whale controlled) media has been harping on about the fact a "victory" has been achieved because no deal was reached to end the 25 year ban on commercial Whaling.
Doesn't it strike you as off that the International organization that concerns itself with Whaling, has banned Whaling?
Doesn't it also strike you as odd that there are countries in the IWC that have never had any kind of significant Whaling industry or tradition of deep frying Whales?
It's kind of like having an International Pineapple Growers conference where they ban pineapples and most of the members come from the pineapple free wastelands of Outer Mongolia.
The only countries that should be in the IWC are Japan and Norway because they're the only ones who can be bothered doing the necessary work of hunting and eating Whales!
I propose that all the sane countries in the world, that is, those who had not had their government and media completely undermined by Whales and their unattractive human allies, form a new International Commission to govern whaling.
I suggest we give it a name that will appeal to the broader public and not just to true enthusiasts like me and anyone who glimpses at this blog.
Perhaps the WHALE SCREAMING MURDER AND HACKING SLAUGHTER International Congress. I've conducted my own focus groups and most people respond well to this name.
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